Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack…
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!FINALLY I FIND OUT WHAT THEY SAID
BEST
CRYING
(via loki-ed)
| My teacher: | Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| My teacher: | What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then? |
| Me: | You wouldn't know him.... |
| My teacher: | You're blushing! Just tell me! |
| Me: | ....Tom Hiddleston |
| My teacher: | Yeah, I don't know him. |
| Random kid in the back of the class: | I HAVE AN ARMY!! |
daunt:starkravingdane:faramirs:
Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.
How dare he.
The Avengers cast are actually their characters.
Reblogging because I want this moment immortalized on my Tumblr.
(via bladvass)
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” -Jane Austen
(Source: fearisforthewinter, via suchabeautifulmoment)
WHERE CAN I GET THIS?????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
-insert shut up and take my money gif here-
(Source: daily-dose-of-loki, via lexxiee15)